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ruinedchildhood:

When Internet Explorer asks to be your default browser.

(via alarmingtrulyhowdisarming)

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162212
Posted
7 hours ago

retiredjesus:

person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.

me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen

(via just-plain-boring)

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66477
Posted
5 days ago

thelilnan:

employer: why should we hire you?

me: i got first place on Rainbow Road

employer: holy shit

(via ex-ul)

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65344
Posted
5 days ago

wookiej:

Spanish Teacher: ¿Cómo estás?

Me: Estoy bitchin’

(Source: exploudinme, via peacelove-politics)

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301505
Posted
2 weeks ago
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